Total Medals Earned: 254 (From 73 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,660 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 4/13 (20/160 points)
Finish the tutorial
Finish T-01
Finish T-02
Download PonziPal
Finish M-01
Finish M-02
Finish M-03
Finish M-04
Lose to the suicide virus
Have PonziPal remove ransomware for you
Download ransomware
Download spyware
Get doxxed
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Pick up every item.
Find every secret area.
Exit the gallery in record time.
Have a bit too much.
Observe every piece of artwork.
Blow all possible money at the gift shop.
Spend an active 15 minutes in the gallery.
Medals Earned: 3/19 (15/340 points)
Learn to move.
Learn to bounce.
Learn how to use the map.
Learn to glide.
Learn to hookshot
Learn to grind.
Learn how to "Ness"
Ascend the mountain and learn how to remember.
Ring 1 chime.
Ring 2 chimes.
Ring 3 chimes
Ring 4 chimes
Ring 5 chimes
Ring 6 chimes.
Ring 7 chimes.
Ring 8 chimes.
Ring all 9 chimes.
Collect a tape.
Fully max out a stat.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/195 points)
The start of many!
You successfully killed the spaceship.
Kill the spaceship without getting hit once. Does not count touching edge or boss.
You died 100 times in a single session. Go outside.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/27 (5/385 points)
Defeated the final boss by your will and might alone
You survived, but at what price?
Nothing is ever free.
Defeated Slugmo
Laid one suffering from life to rest
Outsmart the verdant Aardwulf
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.